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dreams posted: Sat 2012-11-10 15:12:58 tags: dreams
Woke up trying to yell at my friends, one of whom was John Travolta, because they thought it would be funni joak to pester me about could they have this and that piece of furniture (a footy bathtub, a dresser, et al) while I was trying to take a dump, in my bathroom with no door, which I had gone to great effort to screen off with a curtain of vertical blinds. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM

But when I opened my mouth no sound was coming out, and nothing at hand to throw. SO infuriating.

No, now you assholes can't have anything, maybe ask me next week when I've cooled off. But don't fucking ask me while I'm on the toilet.