Apparently Sears (and by extension, K-Mart) don't even carry men's white oxford long-sleeve button-down collar shirts.
On the way back I picked up a Pizza Hut pizza and their hottest boneless "wings", my first pizza@home since right before I moved from Casa Cucaracha to The Waterways. Remember my bitching about the Pizza Hut nearest Casa Cucaracha not offering Wing Street product? Yeah baby, the one over here goes that extra mile.
Also, deviating from my Steel Reserve habit, a six of Shock Top raspberry wheat (5.2% AV), which unlike some other berry ales, satisfyingly slaps my mouth with a sweet-tart raspberry tang. And a box of microwave popcorn because I'm pretty sure Cheez-its are only one chemical away from crack.