American Film Institute's 100 Greatest Films

...but with one significant word in the title changed to "dick" if it doesn't make the title unrecognizable.

1.CITIZEN DICK (1941)
2.CASABLANCA (1942)
3.GODFATHER, THE (1972)
4.GONE WITH THE DICK (1939)
5.LAWRENCE OF DICK (1962)
6.WIZARD OF DICK, THE (1939)
7.GRADUATE, THE (1967)
8.ON THE WATERFRONT (1954)
9.SCHINDLER'S DICK (1993)
10.SINGIN' IN THE DICK (1952)
11.IT'S A WONDERFUL DICK (1946)
12.SUNSET BOULEVARD (1950)
13.DICK ON THE RIVER KWAI, THE (1957)
14.SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959)
15.DICK WARS (1977)
16.ALL ABOUT DICK (1950)
17.AFRICAN DICK, THE (1951)
18.PSYCHO (1960)
19.CHINATOWN (1974)
20.ONE FLEW OVER THE DICK'S NEST (1975) (or "...cuckoo's dick")
21.DICKS OF WRATH, THE (1940)
22.2001: A DICK ODYSSEY (1968)
23.MALTESE DICK, THE (1941)
24.RAGING DICK (1980)
25.E.T. THE EXTRA-DICK (1982)
26.DR. STRANGEDICK (1964)
27.BONNIE & DICK (1967)
28.APOCALYPSE DICK (1979)
29.MR. SMITH GOES TO DICK (1939)
30.DICK OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1948)
31.ANNIE HALL (1977)
32.GODFATHER PART II, THE (1974)
33.HIGH NOON (1952)
34.TO DICK A MOCKINGBIRD (1962)
35.IT HAPPENED ONE DICK (1934)
36.MIDNIGHT DICKBOY (1969)
37.BEST DICKS OF OUR LIVES, THE (1946)
38.DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944)
39.DOCTOR ZHIVAGO (1965)
40.DICK BY NORTHWEST (1959)
41.WEST SIDE DICK (1961)
42.REAR WINDOW (1954)
43.DICK KONG (1933)
44.BIRTH OF A DICK, THE (1915)
45.STREETCAR NAMED DICK, A (1951)
46.CLOCKWORK DICK, A (1971)
47.TAXI DRIVER (1976)
48.JAWS (1975)
49.SNOW WHITE & THE DICK DWARFS (1937) (or "...seven dicks")
50.BUTCH CASSIDY & THE DICK KID (1969)
51.PHILADELPHIA STORY, THE(1940)
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52.FROM DICK TO ETERNITY (1953)
53.AMADEUS (1984)
54.ALL QUIET ON THE DICK FRONT (1930)
55.SOUND OF DICK, THE (1965)
56.M*A*S*H(1970)
57.THIRD MAN, THE (1949)
58.FANTASIA (1940)
59.REBEL WITHOUT A DICK (1955)
60.RAIDERS OF THE LOST DICK (1981)
61.VERTIGO (1958)
62.TOOTSIE (1982)
63.STAGECOACH (1939)
64.CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE DICK KIND (1977)
65.SILENCE OF THE DICK, THE (1991)
66.NETWORK (1976)
67.MANCHURIAN DICK, THE (1962)
68.DICK IN PARIS, AN (1951)
69.SHANE (1953)
70.DICK CONNECTION, THE (1971)
71.FORREST DICK (1994)
72.BEN-HUR (1959)
73.WUTHERING DICKS (1939)
74.GOLD RUSH, THE (1925)
75.DANCES WITH DICKS (1990)
76.CITY LIGHTS (1931)
77.AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1973)
78.ROCKY (1976)
79.DICK HUNTER, THE (1978)
80.WILD BUNCH, THE (1969)
81.MODERN TIMES (1936)
82.GIANT (1956)
83.PLATOON (1986)
84.FARGO (1996)
85.DICK SOUP (1933)
86.MUTINY ON THE DICK (1935)
87.FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
88.EASY RIDER (1969)
89.PATTON (1970)
90.JAZZ SINGER, THE (1927)
91.MY FAIR DICK (1964)
92.DICK IN THE SUN, A(1951)
93.APARTMENT, THE (1960)
94.DICKFELLAS (1990)
95.PULP DICK (1994)
96.SEARCHERS, THE (1956)
97.BRINGING UP DICK (1938)
98.UNFORGIVEN (1992)
99.GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DICK (1967)
100. DICK DOODLE DANDY (1942)

honorable mentions: Dog Dick Afternoon; Star Trek III: The Search for Dick; Dickfight at the OK Corral;