Some say "sewing buttons is a skill everyone needs to know". I dunno, it's a couple weeks to my 44th birthday and I'm only just now having to sew my first button, so it can't be all that crucial.

Washed all the laundries. Caught one of the chunky, jumpy arachnids that like to perch under the eaves over my door with the vacuum. They used to get chased off with canned air, but beyond a certain size they get a trip to the inside of my trusty Dirt Devil Jaguar canister vacuum. I imagine it's possible that a bug could survive that journey, but so far the issue hasn't ever come up. Once again, one of the better household investments I've ever made.